Comments on Just Bloggled: When Life Gets a Little Baffling: Ten Signs It Might Be Time to Give Up Blogging

wet poo,,, eeew

2010-07-13T13:35:26.251-04:00

wet poo,,, eeew

Well, if the search didn't lead to your blog b...

2010-06-16T12:32:10.166-04:00

Well, if the search didn't lead to your blog before, it certainly does now, lol.

Thanks. All my good comments from the last year ha...

2010-06-12T16:00:10.792-04:00

Thanks. All my good comments from the last year have disappeared from Blogger, although they're still in Disqus. Meanwhile, last week I got hit by this spammer who felt it was necessary to tell me that he or she learned a new recruit on 20 posts at once. I blocked her email, marked them all spam so they'd be deleted, and 5 minutes later she came in with a new email address. I blocked the IP, and two days later she started with a new IP. I had to finally add that language to my blacklist so now anytime anyone uses that language, they comment will have to be approved.

Who knew just moderating comments and trying to find lost ones could take up so much of your life?

Anyway, I have no idea where the good comments went. Vegas. Florida. It's anyone's guess.

I like the take off of the spammy comments.

2010-06-12T15:55:12.764-04:00

I like the take off of the spammy comments.

LOL. I'll have to try that later this afternoo...

2010-06-12T14:28:02.176-04:00

LOL. I'll have to try that later this afternoon.

Hahaha! You know, search for something Harini Bedr...

2010-06-12T14:02:51.323-04:00

Hahaha! You know, search for something Harini Bedroom scene and you will reach my blog. Damn!

Your guess is as good as mine. At least I was on ...

2010-06-11T11:25:30.368-04:00

Your guess is as good as mine. At least I was on page 3 for it and not page 1. The only thing I can figure is I remember writing a post about doing something to my knee & putting Bengay on it. I think I was talking about how the smell always reminded me of old people. I think later in the post I said I was going to try soaking it in Epson salts, but Bella was going to have to let me soak and not throw the ball every 2 mins while in the tub so Google turns that into "Bengay on balls."

What's scary though is there are actually people Googling "Bengay on balls." It just sounds extremely painful, but I guess there are people who are into that.

Bengay on balls? That's one of the weirdest se...

2010-06-11T09:55:39.109-04:00

Bengay on balls? That's one of the weirdest searches I've seen for a while. Why would someone put Bengay on their balls? Ok then.

And I would assume painful. Sad thing is I used to...

2010-06-10T15:31:16.945-04:00

And I would assume painful. Sad thing is I used to complain about never showing up in any cool or funny search results. Now I guess I hit the motherload with Bengay on balls.

Now put it all together: "Bengay on balls, swinging boobs, and wet poop kiss my vagina and my pantyhose cameltoe."

It's a wonder Google hasn't banned me or at least rated me X.

it looks good. oh. wait. ben gay on balls...HYSTE...

2010-06-10T15:03:07.597-04:00

it looks good.
oh. wait.

ben gay on balls...HYSTERICAL...

Ok, I figured that one out. In a Random Tuesday po...

2010-06-10T14:43:38.780-04:00

Ok, I figured that one out. In a Random Tuesday post, I talked about being on a spam email list for swingers. Then later in the post I said I was scared for a minute Bella had breast cancer because every time she ate something she was allergic to, her boobs swelled up. Google put the two together and came up with swinging boobs.

Google really needs to work on that algorithm thing, huh?

Now I'm going to go figure out the other queries.

Yes, and for the life of me I can't remember e...

2010-06-10T14:40:59.790-04:00

Yes, and for the life of me I can't remember ever typing those words before. I'm about to go search myself to see how I ended up on that particular query. Of course, I never said anything about "Bengay on balls" or "kiss my vagina" either.

Swinging boobs??? Seriously?

2010-06-10T13:32:16.418-04:00

Swinging boobs??? Seriously?