Yesterday I walked around in a good mood all day long because of a pair of pants. I have been doing this nondairy thing since Monday to see if milk has been causing some of my health problems, like chronic sinus infections, migraines, acne, and digestive issues. I had read this article online this past weekend that suggested dairy could be to blame so I thought, "Why not try going without it for a week? What do I have to lose other than a couple of pieces of cheese toast? "Despite the fact that my ears and sinuses have felt better this week, I was not expecting miracles to occur, at least not in less than a week's time. That's why I was surprised yesterday to find out that a pair of jeans that I could barely button last week now fit. Not only could I button them, they were big on me, and they were sagging in the most unflattering of places. I didn't care. I was elated to have droopy drawers.
Then this morning happened.
I opened my jeans drawer. I pulled out another pair of jeans. I looked at the label, and then I realized that the jeans I had on yesterday were not those jeans. They were a pair that were big to begin with.
Sometimes getting dressed really sucks.
