Between the headache, yesterday's drama, and today's Neopet duty, I thought that I could use a little laughter so I went over to YouTube hoping to find something that would give me just that. What I found was this video. Either the dog in the video is possessed by the Ghost of Duncan Hines Past, or he's high on crack. Watch how big his eyes get when the Dog Whisperette puts the plate of cupcakes in front of him. If I didn't know any better, I'd think that his eyes were going to spring out of his head like in a cartoon.
Forget training the dog. At that point, the lady should have just hypnotized him. (I see a premise for a show already. "The Dog Hypnotist. There are no bad dogs, just bad suggestions.") She could have waved the plate back and forth in front of him while saying, "You are getting sleepy. You are getting sleepy," and then had him bark backwards from 10. While he was under, she could have taught him to do a lot more interesting things than avoid cupcakes, like cluck like a chicken at the mailman, lower the toilet lid when his master forgets to, or bark the lyrics to "I Kissed a Cat, and I Liked It"; but no, all she had Bug Eyes do was give up his cupcake addiction. Boring.
Poor thing. If I could cook without burning down the kitchen, I'd send him a plate of cupcakes myself.
