Tuesday, November 4, 2008

Yea! I Didn't Have to Use a Port-a-Potty on Election Day!

Last week during early voting, the lines at the polls were up to 12 hours long in parts of Atlanta. People would literally get in line at 7 a.m. when the polls opened and wouldn't get to vote until 7 p.m. I was scared that I was going to get caught in one of those lines today so before I left the house to vote this morning, I packed like I was going on a day-long trip somewhere. I switched my mid-sized, blue, Liz Claiborne purse for the huge, brown, Target one. I then packed a bottle of water, two packs of crackers, two miniature Almond Joys, gum, my iPod, my cell phone, rewetting eye drops, Benadryl, Tylenol, a book, a couple of pens, chapstick, my wallet, my ID, sunglasses, and my real glasses into that purse. I wanted to be prepared for everything and anything that could happen on election day, including that guy from Let's Make a Deal showing up at the polls and offering me a $1 million if I could just produce a toothpick and a cap from a 20-year-old bottle of Tab from my purse.

Well, the bad news is Monty Hall didn't show up. The good news is I didn't have to wait in line at all. I walked right in to my voting precinct, filled out some form that stated I wouldn't vote in any other precinct, took my yellow voting card from the lady at the table, walked over to a voting booth, stuck the card in the computer, and voted. That was the fastest that I have ever voted in my life, not counting the votes that I have cast for American Idol and Dancing with the Stars. I had to wait from one to three hours to vote in the last three presidential elections. This time I didn't have to figure out the logistics of reading a book while standing up or worry that I should have bought those Depends after all. Nope. I was in. Then I was out, easy as that. Now I just hope that the results come back as easily, and we're not stuck in a recount nightmare for the next few weeks.
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